COMIC REVIEW: The Infinite Vacation, Issue 1

August 14, 2011 in Random

While the rest of the staff is off reviewing proper entertainment, like movies and music, I’m going to continue providing reviews of things that most would overlook. Namely, comics. They’re one of the only things I’ve give a shit about, so whatever.

So, I went to the comic shop the other day with no intention of buying comics. The cute girl working there, however, had other plans for me. She suggested three comics, and one of them was The Infinite Vacation. Now, I’m not usually a huge Image fan, but after they sold out of all the 1st issue printings, I decided it was a sound buy.

Nick Spencer and Christian Ward have created an incredible universe where with just a phone app, you can jump into another life. But, this isn’t just anyone’s life, it’s your own in an alternate universe. With the idea that there are infinite parallel universes comes the idea that you have an infinite amount of possible decisions. And, if there are an infinite number of possibilities, there are an infinite amount of “yous” that have made different decisions than what you have. The other “yous” put these lives up for sale on this app for you to jump to, and for a nominal fee, you can. Mark, our main character, describes this all to us, and it provides a rich world for this comic to develop in. On top of this, the art is phenomenal. Done in a style very akin to watercolors, Christian Ward provides a world of color and interesting page layouts that flow very well.

Overall, if you like comics that are weird, colorful, and have a huge potential for an amazing run, pick this one up.

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Art: A+

Story: A

Layout: A

Overall: A+

Man On The Moon: The End Of Day by Kid Cudi

May 26, 2010 in Random

Oh lawds! Is that Boris doing a hip-hop review!? Yes. It is.

The Alternative cover is 100x cooler, just saying.

Bursting out onto the scene in 2008 with critically acclaimed mixtape A Kid Named Cudi, Kid Cudi gave us a taste of what was to come. Quickly picked up by Kanye West’s aptly named GOOD Music Label, Cudi released Man On The Moon: The End Of Day in late 2009 to the massive hype produced by the quick signing. Surprisingly, at least to me, it didn’t disappoint at all. It is laced with clever, lyrical manipulation backed by beats of epic proportion. The synth rages, coming to define quite a bit of Cudi’s songs, espcially on such tracks as “Enter Galactic” and “Cudi Zone.” While many hip-hop artists attempt to seem hard, thug, or whatever they call it now-a-days, many of the songs seem more like entries into a diary opposed to NWA style gangsta rap. On “Soundtrack to my Life,” he laments “I’ve got some issues that nobody can see, and all of these emotions are pouring out of me,” and it’s mighty refreshing to realize that everyone isn’t trying to get “cred” for shooting up fools, and intercoursing fine honeys. While he does reference sex, it is not as graphic or as vulgar as most, and even songs like “Make Her Say” (which includes parts by Common and Kanye West, quite possibly making it one of the most epic collaborations of all time) it is clever and seems how it should be, fun. He seems real, and I guess that’s what I dig the most. I’ve had this album for 13 days, and everyone of those 13,  “Soundtrack to my Life,” “Cudi Zone,” and “Make her Say” has been played at least once. I cannot herald enough praise for this record. It’s fun, it’s hip-hop, and it’s real, for the most part. While this shows a different side of hip-hop, completely contrasting the Lil’ Waynes and New Boyz that seem to be popping up on every corner.

This is talent.

Report Card

Beats: 85
Production:
96
Lyrics:
97
Vocals:
76

Overall

92

Toy Story 3 is Happening

April 11, 2010 in Movies

AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED!
It’s going to be so good, I’m going to actually see it when it comes out and spend $9 instead of waiting for it to hit the Dollar Theater.

No Toy Left Behind.

ATTN: CIRCA SURVIVE FANS

March 19, 2010 in Music

GET STOKED!

Circa Survive’s new album “Blue Sky Noise” will be released on April 20 of this year. I don’t know about YOU but, I’ve been waiting so impatiently for this. It’s almost April-thank God. They were sweet enough to give us a single off the album in February. If you haven’t heard it yet it’s called “Get Out” and it’s amazing. If the entire album has that feel to it, I’ll be smitten.

Guy Ritchie Doing King Arthur?!

March 10, 2010 in Movies, Thoughts

Yes, you read correctly! Guy Ritchie is slated to direct the latest rendition of King Arthur, according to AP. Now, normally, I couldn’t give two shits about the idea of another fucking medieval movie, but the idea of Ritchie directing it makes me happy. In the pants.

Not the point.

Confirmed by IMDB, this take on King Arthur’s knights will be rewritten by John Hodge, the writer of one of my personal favourites, Trainspotting. This is definitly going to be an action packed, interesting, and hopefully darker, look into the world of the King, and will include, knowing Ritchie, some of the best fight sequences from medieval cinema. I’m still not 100%, but I will be keeping the updates.