SOL: Exodus Review

January 28, 2012 in Games

With the bustling traffic of video games out there, it’s always a pleasant surprise when a team of six people can bring you something new, different, and entertaining. Throw in the fact that it’s priced at a bargain and you have yourself one hell of a value.

SOL: Exodus is a PC space shooter that sees you flying a space ship and, well, shooting shit up. While the name may not mean anything to you (or me for that matter, after playing the game), you’ll find quite a simple tale set in a futuristic Earth. While the story may not bend your brain backwards and snap it off at the cerebral cortex, it gives me a sort of BattleStar Gallactica nerd craze fix. With Earth destroyed, having to find a new Earth is a cool premise and, of course, a bunch of religious zealot’s want to stop you and “embrace eternity” (a Dead Space quote isn’t too far-fetched here, right?).

Unfortunately, the story does not compel you to play, but it does’t exactly bore the shit out of you, either. It’s nothing you’ve done a million times, but at the same time nothing you’ve not done before, if you follow me. The voice acting is there enough to make dialogue tolerable, but I was much more interested in the (some quote ‘outdated’) graphics and the mechanics of flying a ship in space than the presentation of the mundane story.

First off, the graphics are brought to you by the Unreal Engine. It’s not exactly Gears of War in space, but you a beautiful game, nonetheless. The ships details are great and the planet/space stars/galaxy imagery is incredible, being the best thing to look at. The lasers and explosions are mediocre, at least on my computer, and won’t make your jaw drop by any means. But for the $9.99 price tag, you really have no room to complain and the whole feel of the game harkens back to a kind of retro sci-fi era of Battle Star Galactica, at least with the explosions, story, and ship models.

Fuckin' religious nut jobs, ruinin' all the space flights for everyone

As a huge fan of BSG, I was ecstatic to learn the ‘slide’ maneuver. The ability for your ship to move in the same direction but rotate in air to shoot at other objects is awesome. It’s an equivalent to drifting in space and something BSG’s fighters did all the time. You can upgrade your ship, although there is little to no point. Giving my ship more battle armor rarely helped it stand up against the increasingly difficult enemies and missions.

The only true complaint I can make about the game are the stupidly hard enemies. It’s hard to shoot enemies some times, especially when the lock-on capability doesn’t always lock on the ship you’re looking at and instead cycling through all the enemies on the map. The poor lock-on makes missions infuriating when you’re trying to attack a certain type of enemy before it blows up the ship/missile launcher/friend you’re protecting. ADD’s are robotic mining drills that latch on to the ship you’re trying to protect and deal damage. My biggest complaint is with these small sons-of-bitches is they fly at the ship you’re protecting and you can barely see them. They are small tiny things, move faster than your missiles, and even if you get a successful lock-on, they outrun the missile and you still have to shoot after it. Then these fuckers latch on and do massive amounts of damage continuously until they are destroyed. When your ship has 100% health and losing 5% every two seconds, things get frustrating fast and you find yourself restarting the mission all over again. The lack of checkpoints or save systems royally screws you over during these scenarios. I often found some missions borderline impossible to complete due to the mass amount of damage these ADD’s inflict and the pain in the ass it is to find them and then kill them. If these were re-balanced or something to that effect, it would make the game a lot more enjoyable.

That aside, SOL: Exodus is an exciting proposition in a genre that’s criminally neglected and hopefully Sol can change that. The cheap price and the decent gameplay provide quality entertainment and makes me yearn for a big-budget, AAA space action title. One can hope for a BattleStar Galactica title based off the foundation of what the team did with SOL: Exodus.

REPORT CARD

Story: 65
Graphics: 80
Audio: 70
Gameplay: 76
Lasting Appeal: 50

Overall

75

New Steam Mobile App from Valve

January 27, 2012 in Games, News

Valve has released a free Steam Mobile app available on the App Store for both iOS and Androids and the best part of it is that it’s FREE! You can go download it right now but it’s still in the closed beta stage so in order to get in you have to download it and send a email for a chance to get an invitation into the closed beta. Still, it’s excited to see them expand on things kinda like Microsoft is doing with their release of My Xbox Live App and Kinectimals on the iOS Store. Maybe they will start releasing games from Steam into iOS form like a Terraria or a iOS Team Fortress?  We’ll definitely find out in the near future.

“Trine 2″ Game Review

December 20, 2011 in Games, Playstation 3 RealViews, Xbox 360 RealViews

The first Trine game was a big hit when in 2009 on the PC and PSN. Frozenbyte has finally made a sequel to the first, but is Trine 2 worth your purchase? The answer is yes. This game is everything the first Trine was and more. It’s bigger, better, and prettier then ever.

Trine 2 starts out with you playing as three of the main characters Zoya (The Thief), Pontius (The Knight), and Amadeus (The Wizard). The story consists of the kingdom being in unknown danger. The Trine helps them and guides them on their way to save the kingdom. The story is told via a narration of a book. It’s not a bad means of presentation, but it’s not the best either. The story is easy to follow but the voice acting is on the silly end. I understand it’s intentional so it would feel like a book was being read and I did eventually get used to it.

You get to switch between the three characters whenever you want during the game because the Trine supposedly binds souls. When one character is out, the other three are inside the Trine (unless you’re playing online), allowing for said swap. Each character has their own abilities. The wizard can use magic to make boxes or create plank-based bridges, the knight uses his sword and hammer to fight and break open rocks to get through caves, and the thief has a grapple maneuver to help cross big gaps and can use arrows to fight off long-distance enemies. You can also upgrade each character to get new abilities when you get enough of blue orbs scattered throughout each level. Speaking of scattered, there are hidden treasures for your collecting pleasure.

This game is gorgeous, possibly the prettiest Arcade game I’ve played all year. Each level has so many rich colors to it and the levels are very detailed. It’s like you’re walking through a painting. This game has an amazing engine for an arcade game but whenever there are a lot of items onscreen, the game gets a little choppy, but this has only happened to me once so I wouldn’t worry about it too much. I ran into a couple minor bugs but nothing a patch couldn’t solve.

If you’re looking for something to buy with your Christmas money, then you should definitely get this. This game is well worth $15. You get around 8 hours of gameplay. Plus, if you get tired of playing alone, you can go online and play with friends or random people tackling the story mode. This is a very beautiful game that will have you enjoying every second of it.  Trine 2 releases December 21, 2011 on Xbox live for 1200 Microsoft points and on PSN for $15.

REPORT CARD

Story: 80

Graphics: 100

Audio: 95

Gameplay: 95

Lasting Appeal: 90

OVERALL

92

Holiday Giveaway Doubles – Steam Edition

December 15, 2011 in Games

We have been given codes to giveaway from one of our favorite game developers, Trendy Entertainment and SuperGiant Games! On Friday, we will be giving 2 lucky readers both Bastion and Dungeon Defenders!  BIG THANKS to Trendy Entertainment and SuperGiant Games for the codes.

What we’re giving away:

2 Dungeon Defender codes (for Steam)

2 Bastion codes (for Steam)

Contest ends December 17th at 12:01

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Holiday Giveaway! Steam Edition

December 12, 2011 in Games

 

 

We have been given codes to giveaway from one of our favorite game developers, Trendy Entertainment and SuperGiant Games! Today through Friday, we will be giving away ONE code per day to lucky readers!  BIG THANKS to Trendy Entertainment and SuperGiant Games for the codes.

What we’re giving away:

Four Dungeon Defender codes (for Steam) to one follower everyday ’till Friday.

Three Bastion codes (for Steam) to one follower everyday starting Wednesday ’till friday

Each day the contest ends at 12:01 am EST

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Crash Course in VALVe and Steam

December 8, 2011 in Games, Random, Thoughts

 

If you spend way too much time on consoles or — God, please no– handhelds, you may not know who VALVe is or what the fuck Steam is and how you use it. If you’re one of those people who are, God forbid,  just ‘breaking’ in to the PC gaming scene, then here are some need-to-fucking-knows to get the best out of your PC experience.

Christmas is coming up, you’ve asked for a new computer, laptop, Alienware, or perhaps a build-your-own PC from Newegg. Regardless, this is the first time you’re getting a gamming computer, none of that basic shit with just Microsoft Office 2010. This time you’re planning on putting AAA games on it, maybe Battlefield 3. Where do you go to get the best? Look no further, newfag, I’m here to send lightning up your damn ball sack with information. (Girl analogy: I’m here to send lightning bolts to your nipples that are attached to those massive boobs you have, you bitch). In all seriousness though, there are two main things you need to know about PC’s. One: VALVe. Now, if you’re ignorant, you’re asking yourself, “What would I do with a faucet on my computer?” — we’ll come back to this later. Two: Steam. “Am I expected to buy an archaic PC that runs off of steam energy?”…just no.

Look at this badass motherfucker. You control this badass motherfucker.

Now game developer VALVe has shit out some incredible games. From Half-life 1 to the ground-breaking Counter-Strike series to the heart-racing Left 4 Dead series, they can do no wrong. VALVe’s game, Counter-Strike Source, is one of the great first person shooters in terms of multiplayer. With thousands of user maps and just as many user modes, you can have endless fun spending less than 20 dollars on this game. If you’re a techie, look into the game Gary’s Mod, where you can create your own maps and do some crazy stuff. Another game you should look into is Team Fortress 2, seeing as this motherfucker is free on steam, you cunt, so just fucking download it. A team-based first person shooter with the graphics descended from a demi-god and streamlined simplicity. Pick one of eight various classes and get rolling.

Okay, so multiplayer’s not your style? Single-player story your kind of shit? VALVe’s Half-Life series is credited as one of the greatest single player FPS’s ever made. With the astonishing Half-life 2 at its pinnacle, and Episode’s 1 + 2 following, get lost in City 17 as the renown Gordon Freeman.  Access the game through Steam and play it whenever you want as it also records your statistics, games you play, and screen shots you make. Looking up what your friends are up to — fun shit as well.

Great shit, Bodo! But how the fuck do I get that shit? I’ll tell you, you impatient sack of shit. STEAM…Google that shit. Downloading the VALVe-developed Steam program is your gateway to the PC gaming community. Add friends, buy games, download shit, watch trailers, browse things, it’s free shithead, just download it. You’ll also see almost-daily, fucking nuts deals, going as low as, well, free. VALVe’s complete pack is a mere 100 dollars for a shit ton of games (24 VALVe titles). These games have active communities and they are constantly getting updates, especially Team Fortress 2 and Classic. If that’s not enough information to shit your pants, I don’t know what is.

There it is, ladies and gentleman, the tip of the massive iceberg that is the PC online community. Start with Steam, find some VALVe games, and you can pretty much figure your own shit out from there. I’m still playing Team Fortress 2 and it’s been out for years. Don’t worry about this online community dying because it’s actually growing. New Maps, game mods, weapons, and just new shit period.The point? If you’re getting into PC gaming or thinking about doing so, there has never been a more opportune time.