Avenged Sevenfold “Avenged Sevenfold” Album Review
February 5, 2012 in Album RealViews, Music
01. Critical Acclaim It’s evident now that Avenged Sevenfold know how to kick you in the face with their album openers, as “Critical Acclaim” is another doozy of a headbanging opener. Shadows’ explosive scream over the rapid drums and explosive guitars make for a nice contrast for the Metallica-esque, organ-centric intro. The verses are chugfests that have a nice change-up for the second halves of the verses and it’s hard not to launch that fist in the air when Shadows’ dominantly sings “like me, motherfucker!”. However, it’s the chorus that’s the real standout. The Rev’s voice is in a higher register, adding diversity to the vocals on “Critical Acclaim”. The dueling format that the guitar solo is set in is fantastic but the bridge before it is a bore.
Grade: 90
02. Almost Easy Piano’s, huh? Well, the keys aren’t greatly used, they just add another layer for the song during certain parts, ultimately adding nothing to the listening experience. The highlight of the song are easily the segments where The Rev rapidly hits the double bass and multiple cymbals simultaneously. The solo is also a treat, with Zacky’s rhythm work sounding nice and furious under Synyster’s quick lead work. The chorus, while definitely catchy, isn’t all that great. “Almost Easy” is a good track that misses on a couple of marks to make it a great song.
Grade: 75
03. Scream If there is a song that the term “metal swag” can be applied to, it’s “Scream”. The grooves of the drums and the added bass bombs create an alluring atmosphere for Shadows’ catchy vocals. Three songs in and you can already tell that Avenged Sevenfold have gotten much better at creating catchier and more melodic hooks, making for better concert tracks. Another thing evident is the simplification of the musicianship. The blazing guitar solo is an exception to this, but it’s clear that the boys wanted to make a more stadium-friendly album rather than stroking their music boners for seven minutes each song. “Scream” is a good midtempo song and you got to love The Rev’s intricate drumming patterns, but the song seems to lack the special “oomph!” to make it a remarkable listen.
Grade: 78
04. Afterlife Perhaps the greatest song off of “Avenged Sevenfold”, “Afterlife” is perfect in its pacing. Every element, from the stirring intro violins to the neck-breaking riff of the verses, this song is a showcase for A7X, proving they can inject some astounding technical moments in a standard-structure song (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, etc.). The chorus is melodic excellence and guitar rif from the verses very memorable. The only lull in the song is the bridge, but that’d be nitpicking. The Rev’s hair-raising scream that leads into one of Gates’ best solos in his career is a hallmark A7X moment.
Grade: 93
05. Gunslinger The soft, Southern-tinged acoustic guitar and Shadows’ softer vocals during the beginning are probably the best part of this overwhelmingly mediocre song. When the rest of the band comes roaring in, it’s a somewhat dull affair, no matter how solid Shadows sounds. Everyone seems so tame during this song, even The Rev’s and Gates’ usually impressive technicality is watered down here. Thankfully, the vocal melody is just barely catchy enough for a listen or two and the solo, while incredibly simple in terms of Synyster’s abilities, is decent.
Grade: 52
06. Unbound (The Wild Ride) Escalating pianos layer the uninteresting verses and the chorus amounts to a forgettable tune. The lead guitar is solid but it’s nowhere near as good as it is in “Afterlife”. I would have loved this song much more if The Rev had more rolls or more change-ups but at least he had a decent tricky beat during the beginning of the bridge, which is easily the best portion of the song, especially with the brief appearances of a choir. I also dig the slowed down portion that sees an unnamed female vocalist sing some lines but, as is the case with the rest of the song, it’s ultimately forgettable.
Grade: 50
07. Brompton Cocktail Don’t you hate it when a song starts off promising and then just never adds upon the great intro? Shadows’ vocals are sometime saturated in some kind electronic vocoder, coming off as an unnecessary experiment. The sporadic violins are a great addition, but this song seems so lazily written overall. There’s no solo or riff worth mentioning here and the bridge, while it mixes the proceedings up, kind of sucks. Just another lengthy, dull, and sloppy track.
Grade: 50
08. Lost The overlapping guitars make for a fantastic intro, ending the dreadful slump of mediocrity. “Lost” isn’t a fantastic song, but it’s so good to hear a, well, good song after a surprisingly long drought. The chorus sees both Shadows and The Rev autotuned up but instead of sounding out of place, it actually makes for a more interesting listen, especially during the electronically-drenched bridge. The whole vibe of the song is more upbeat thanks to Gates’ lead work. It isn’t one of the album’s stronger songs, but it’s a solid entry.
Grade: 77
09. A Little Piece of Heaven While the guitars take a backseat on this track, they’re still an effective layer among the many layers present here. You have violins, trumpets, choirs, a female vocalist, and the best thing? They all add up to a wonderful experiment gone just right. Did I mention that the lyrics deal with a guy who kills his girlfriend so he can sex with her corpse whenever and then said corpse becomes zombified and kills him back…then they agree to kill everyone else? It’s a tongue-in-cheek song and the vocal melodies throughout are very, very catchy, the standout being The Rev singing one of the several hooks present. His higher registered voice offsets Shadows’ lower voice to great effect. “A Little Piece of Heaven” is dark, silly, and an ultimately fun and bouncy song.
Grade: 91
10. Dear God While I know there are many who won’t be fond of this song, I personally enjoyed the hell out of it. The sweet, country-esque acoustic guitars are the perfect backdrop to Shadows’ soothing vocals. His stronger delivery during the chorus is wholly convincing of the lyrics, truly portraying a man asking God to watch over the one he loves while he’s away. The song sort of sputters out and probably would have benefitted from a shorter run time, but Shadows’ captivating performance more than makes up for it. I also love the female vocalizations made in the later portions of the song. While “A Little Piece of Heaven” might have been a better closer for others, I think “Dear God” is more than perfect for the job.
Grade: 88
Avenged Sevenfold’s self-titled album is a complete disappointment, especially when putting it side-by-side to the astounding “City of Evil”. Now, saying it’s disappointing doesn’t mean it’s terrible, it just feels like their direction towards a more commercial sound has dumbed down things in terms of musical technicality. Yes, Gates’ has a couple of remarkable moments at lead, but those moments were present on almost every “City of Evil” song, sometimes multiple times in one song! There’s more of the typical metal, drop-D chugging here, creating a more accessible sound, but again, it’s hard not to miss those magical moments like the endings of “Sidewinder” or “Blinded In Chains”. Was the tradeoff of more catchy choruses worth losing those jaw-dropping moments?
Report Card
Instruments: 78
Production: 80
Lyrics: 65
Vocals: 86
Overall
77









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